Tesla Roadster (Mk II) specs

The Tesla Roadster is the Half-Life 3 of cars

Remember how 2 months ago that retard Musk said that this car was coming out today?

BREAKING NEWS! It's coming NEXT MONTH, Musk Said.

Let's be honest here. The Roadster was only a ploy for Tesla to get a big load of cash. It was at the start of model 3 production, and the company was on the verge of breaking out, or completely breaking apart. They announced this car, and asked for $50k in deposit, some people paid $250k. This saved the company from collapsing, and now they are the most valuable (not really) car company, so they will never need make this.

Elon is on a path of trying to make himself a trillionaire. So he is only going to push forward what is mandated in his pay package. Part of the deal is that he needs to sell 20 million cars, 1 million robots, 1 million robotaxis. He's not interested in small volume, luxury anymore. That's why the model S and X are discontinued, and FSD will become subscription based, because even if you tried it out for only 1 month, he can claim he delievered another full FSD car.

Might as well cancel this whole thing LMAO! This was impressive numbers back in 2017. Nearly a decade later, pretty much everyone is starting to or has already caught up.

It's a pretty looking vehicle though

It looks awesome, sure, but Mars will be terraformed by the time we see these things on the road.

Elon is the richest man in the world and he’s also one of the sketchiest, untrustworthy businessman.

10 years later and its not out yet.

Remember when marques brownlee put a 50K deposit on this and 8 years later took it back? he also commented how hard it was to get that money back too, don't believe this will exist any time soon.

Looks much nicer than teacan from 🐷

We will be able to play GTA 6 before the roadster leaves the factory

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Waiting for a magazine test in the summer or winter of 2025:
0-60 in 2.3
0-100 in 4.7
1/4-mile in 9.8 at 139
(that's for the tri-motor with weather-corrected data and without rollout)
and 0-60 in around 2.6-2.7
0-100 in 5.6-5.8
1/4-mile in 10.4-10.7 at 129-132
(and that's for the dual-motor)

with rollout and no corrected weather data: around 9.3 at 147 (tri-motor), 9.9 at 139 (dual-motor)

this car is basically electric 911 Turbo/GT-R R35

the roadster will be outdated on release. tesla claimed a 1.9 second 0-60 mph, a 4.2 second 0-100 mph, an 8.8 second quarter mile, 0-250 mph in 19 seconds that is now 8 years ago. now we have plenty of supercars and sedans doing 1.9 seconds, a lucid air sapphire with the same price and more practicality being close in the quarter mile. with rimac, hennessey and koenigsegg all doing 19 seconds to 250 mph. tesla took too long to the point every company is catching up and already capable of beating it.

It's got a new name! peep Cybercab!

https://www.torquenews.com/14335/tesla-going-get-cost-cybercab-down-staggering-15000

https://www.motor1.com/news/738599/tesla-roadster-delayed-again-2025/

Delete.

Looks like this is the slowest car in the world because it is vaporware. The Devel Sixteen edges it out because atleast they made the engine for that.

@FastestLaps its been delayed to 2026. almost 10 years after first unveiling. please just delete this page; because this is a concept car on the scale of the Devel 16.

If Tesla even launches this, Elon Musk will have already been dead.

"introduced in 2017"
LOOOOL

@fastestlaps why is this here?

I like how this car, which is literally vaporware (or been like that for 6 years) kept it's profile on the website's database, while cars like zonda R don't.
it makes me agree with the microwave argument people. a microwave still has a profile on fastestlaps though (despite the only lap it made so far was a lap around the brains of tesla customers for 5 years, although there would be little to make a lap around) the idea of home appliances having a profile here can strike a bit different.
Anyways I want to thank my insanely rich lord of twitter! I'll post this on reddit too!

A true dream car.
Emphasis on dream

"The bird is freed"

Батарея
200 кВт·ч
Разгон от 0 до 100 км/ч
2.1 сек
Заезд на 1/4 мили
8.8 сек
Максимальная скорость
403 км/ч
Запас хода
998 км (по циклу WLTP)
Крутящий момент
10 000 Н·м
Привод
Полный (AWD)
Количество мест
4 взрослых

When you're buying a Tesla, you're literally buying an overpriced Lada with a "nicer" interior. Musk's bloody (pun intended) affiliation with Putin aside, the bodies of all Tesla cars are handmade with plastic in the Netherlands and then imported to China for further inspections.

When the "cars" are complete, they get the "Murican" certification.

The Netherlands (as well as Mexico, Los Angeles, and Stockton) also happen to be places like Japan and Las Vegas where bratty money hungry attention seeking models strive to get paid for random partners.

Nadiaism is rising in the Tesla/TikTok/late-stage Twitter era.

The Roadster theory aside, I don't know why people take Elon Musk so seriously... one day people will realize he is just another California Clown. He's the Kim Kardashian of the automotive industry.

The Silicon Valley and Hollywood are the top two things currently damaging California culture in that they are emasculating Gen Z men and making them submissive. Hip-hop culture especially has been destroyed and taken over by Musk's cuck fanbase.

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1529972946806136833

this car is fake! its not even coming out!

I bet 5 million dollars that either the roadster will be cancelled or it will be delayed to 2024